The Geopeleptic Effects

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1. I Scotchguarded My Keyboard So I Can Masturbate While Playing WoW
2. If I Wanted Tenderness, I'd Use The Knife
3. My Proctologist Doesn't Use A Glove
4. Anal Leakage Is Fun For The Whole Family
5. Woke Up Next To Gramma? Blame The Memory Loss!
6. My Brother Is Impotent, So I Fuck His Wife For Him
7. Lies
8. Mark Got Dead Yet I Am Laughing
9. Keep Your Dead Flesh Out Of My Skittles, The Flavors Dont Mix Well
10. Hot Hate Is Uber Yummy
11. I'm Not Delusional, I'm Just God
12. You Got Cancer, I Got Lunch, I Win
13. Dirty Faces And Bedheads
14. Suicidal People Think You're Depressed
15. Slit Your Wrists Or I Will Do It For You
16. I Like Watching You Bleed
17. I Eat Used Tampons For Lunch
18. Spermicide Is A Condiment (Bonus Track)